Monday, October 31, 2005

Aaaand Action

So, I am finally writing a new entry into my blog. I kind of stopped writing as, to my knowledge, the only people reading this damn thing are Dan and Jill and I talk to both of them regularly so this seemed kind of pointless. But, let us move on.

I have spent several days filming a "docudrama" called 'Anything to Win' which will air on the Game Show Network some time in January. It's been fun. Sometimes frustrating, but all in all a good experience. Because of this little film, I am currently a blonde (see the picture below).

It is the story of a group of grad students from MIT who put together this expert team of card counters and took Vegas for millions. I play Semyon Dukatch, a Russian student, who was one of the few who continued even after the original group ended.

So the picture below is of me, taken by the "eye in the sky" of casino security. It's the same pic they would use were they to blacklist me (or anyone) from the casinos... kinda neat.


Anyhoo, that has been my existence for the last few days... ugh.

So, now comes the big decision... to keep the blonde hair, or return it to the way it was. Hmmm...toughie.

OK... as you may have noticed... no pic. Blogger sucks. I can't ad the pic and they won't respond to me... so, fuck them... fuck them in their asses.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Going Postal

So, I've come to a new realization... I pretty much hate everybody. I don't know if things have just gotten worse with each generation, but it seems like the asshole to decent person ratio is tragically skewed.

I'm not referring to the seriously evil fucks who rape, murder and or abuse children... I'm referring to the daily assholes that we all encounter in our lives. If you still don't know who I'm referring to, come see me at work, I can introduce you to several of them. Oh, and on your way here, you're sure to pass several more on the road.

I'm talking about the pricks who piss on the bathroom floor... no, not just on the floor, but they are too lazy and thoughtless to control the stream and keep it all in the urinal. Or those who use the public restroom, but then don't flush it.

I'm talking about the jack-offs who cut across 4 lanes of traffic, cut you off and then hit the brakes. Or the ones who, when there is a line in the lane you are in, get out of the line... drive ahead... and then force their way back in. Or the worthless fucks who, on the freeway on ramps, don't merge as they should, but instead drive all the way until the on ramp becomes the exit and then force their way over.

Oh, and I can't leave out these degenerate camel-blowing scumbags... the ones who litter all of their shit into the environment. Now, I'll admit, when I was a smoker, I did, on occasion, throw a butt out the car window and yes, that is bad and yes, I am a turd for it. But these sick shit-eaters I'm referring to are the ones who decide, while stopped at a red light, to open their door and throw the remains of the Wendy's dinner they had (drink, cup, bag and all) out into the street.

I won't even get started on the worthless dog-ball licking fucks in my office... that would take up far too much space.

Anyhoo... please forgive my rant, but sometimes it's good just to get it all off of your chest. I don't by any means view my self as perfect, but I do believe in courtesy and I try to be a decent person. I just fear that people with decency and manners are quickly becoming the minority.

Ciao

Monday, October 03, 2005

Like a Whore in Church

So, I have returned from my trip to Phoenix. Wow, I never knew how much one costume could make someone sweat. I must have lost 20lbs from that alone. I was C-3PO and this costume was crazy. It was 11 pieces and was very uncomfortable. The helmet alone was an experience. In other words... if you are looking for a costume for Halloween or something along those lines and you want to go with a Star Wars character... go with Luke or Obi-Wan or even Qui-Gon Jin... but DO NOT choose C-3PO. You have been warned.

On a better note (and the only good not from this trip) I finally got to see Batman Begins. That was wonderful. If they make more, I hope they don't fuck them up like Joel Schumacher did with those pieces of neon under blacklight colored shit piles called Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

Well, that's about all for now...

Ciao