Bacon:The Gathering

Bang! Crash!
The plates all smash.
Oh, why!
Everybody cries.
When that Fluffy went away
Fluffy ruined our special day.
We hung lights, put up signs
Bought a giant vat of wine
We bought cheese and some Spam
Janice dipped herself in jam
Brought in clowns, chimpanzees
And a fat guy on trapeze
We dropped our cocks and grabbed our socks
Ate our bagels without locks
All for Fluffy was this done
But Fluffys out there on the run
Fluffy ruined our special day
So that bastard’s gonna pay
First we’ll get some broken glass
Place it deep in Fluffy’s ass
Get a blowtorch and a fish
Fluffy’s head we’re gonna squish
Cut the arms off then the head
And then after Fluffy’s dead
We will all go light a fire
Call it Fluffy’s funeral pyre
Oh yes, Fluffy will rue the way
That Fluffy ruined our special day