Denouement

Fluffy was safe, away from the wild villagers that would cause unspeakable harm.

Did they take the shortcut... I think not.

"One day I'll return to them, and when I do it will be as their leader!" Fluffy vowed. "And it will be prune juice and fish for everyone!!!"

Fluffy began the journey across the lush green hills of the Gunterland. Little did Fluffy know that events had already been set in motion that would one day cause Fluffy to receive a peanut butter enema. But that, my friends, is another tale for another day.

Gunterland was thriving. There were myriad fruits and vegetables growing all along the path. Birds flocked, deer pranced and even the occasional garden gnome came out to do a gnome-jig across the path and give Fluffy the finger.

It was then, that Fluffy noticed the large cottage in the distance. Renewed with a kind of energy that one normally only gets from pixie sticks, Fluffy darted toward the cottage, knowing that destiny was waiting inside.

Fluffy knocked on the door, "Hello in there, it is I, Fluffy of the Bouillabaisse. Will you have me enter?"
A sharp click and the door opened a crack. "Enter, oh great Fluffy, you have been expected." a voice boomed from within.
And with that Fluffy did what anyone would do. Brave Fluffy who conquered the forest and the mushroom; shat upon the doorstep.
Trembling, Fluffy entered and the door immediately slammed shut.

And, dear friends, this is where the story of Fluffy must end. For, you see, no one knows what truly happened inside that cottage. Any who have attempted to learn the truth have returned from their journey clutching a picture of Liberace and muttering one word continuously... "cabbage."

So, dear friends, to save us all from this fate, I must, with a heavy heart, bid farewell to Fluffy.

Fin